Waffles' Week One Gambling Picks

You think I won't leverage this baby to hit a sweet Week 1 parlay?

You think I won't leverage this baby to hit a sweet Week 1 parlay?

Hawaii at UMass. 8/26. 3:33 p.m.

Waffles' Pick: Hawaii -3. The Rainbow Warriors are traveling halfway across the planet to play UMass. They are traveling too far to show up and lose. WOOF.

Tulsa at Oklahoma State. 8/31. 7:30 p.m.

Waffles' Pick: Tulsa +17. Like a small dog in the large dog park, Tulsa has something to prove!

Maryland at Texas. 9/2. 12:00 p.m.

Waffles' Pick: Maryland +17.5. Crabcakes and Football. That's what Maryland does.

South Carolina at NC State. 9/2. 3:00 p.m.

Waffles' Pick: South Carolina +4. South Carolina is opening on the road against NC State? And they are an underdog? I just don't smell it!

Michigan vs. Florida. 9/2. (Dallas) 8:00 p.m.

Waffles' Pick: Michigan +3. Michigan will trounce eventual SEC East Champ Florida.

Florida State vs. Alabama (Atlanta). 9/2. 8:00 p.m.

Waffles' Pick: Florida State +6.5. Clemson has shown a blueprint for how to beat Bama. Two words: Pick Play!

Georgia Tech vs. Tennessee (Atlanta) 9/4 8:00 p.m.

Waffles' Pick: Georgia Tech +3. These two coaches make Donald Trump look like Robert Redford. Tech wins outright as Tennessee fans spend 4 hours testing out the "indoor plumbing" at the new stadium.